• Comedy and Stand-up

Rob Beckett: Giraffe

Promotional image featuring comedian Rob Beckett. His surprised-looking face appears at the top of an elongated neck or arm-like shape, emerging against a bright yellow background. He wears glasses and has neatly styled blond hair and a beard. The surreal and quirky design reflects Beckett’s playful and offbeat comedic style.
Thu 25 Sep, 2025
8pm
£31.50
Book Tickets
Suitable for Teen 14+
Promotional image featuring comedian Rob Beckett. His surprised-looking face appears at the top of an elongated neck or arm-like shape, emerging against a bright yellow background. He wears glasses and has neatly styled blond hair and a beard. The surreal and quirky design reflects Beckett’s playful and offbeat comedic style.

Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour. Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that’s in my way. From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide.


Expectations on me: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking.
Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived.


My wife thinks it’s going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don’t get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but I also enjoy a lie-in and a hotel buffet breakfast. I think I’ll cope.


What else is there to do? Sit next to your partner on the sofa scrolling TikTok in silence again? You did that the last three nights. See you there!

Host of Sky’s Rob Beckett’s Smart TV and Rob & Romesh Vs. He’s also the unmistakable voice of Channel 4’s Celebs Go Dating and the smash-hit podcast Parenting Hell.

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